Air Hostess: Sar Kya Lenge? Santa: Puri-Sabji Khir Aur Laddu Air Hostess: Sar Aap Kingfisher Ke Plan Men Aaye Hain Malya Ji Ke Sharad Men Nahin
Rikshevala: Bas Stop Ke 20 Rupaye Lunga Santa: Saman Bhi Sath Men Hai Rikshevala: Saman Fre Hai Santa: Thik Hai Saman Le Chal - Main Paidal Aata Hu
Banta: Oye Tu Offis Men To Bada Sher Bana Firta Hai Ghar Men Tujhe Kya Ho Jata? Santa: Yaar Hota To Ghar Men Bhi Sher Hi Ho Bas Ghar Men Mujh Pe Durga Ji Sawar Ho Jati Hain
Santa: Kaise Aana Hua? Banta: Main Teree Ladkee Ke Liye Rishta Laya Hu Ladki "Bi. Com." (B.Com.) Hai Santa: Ladki Chahe Kisi Bhi Kaum Ki Ho Bas Padhi-Likhi Honi Chahiye
Santa: Itni Mahangai Ke Daur Men Paranthe Par Itna Ghi Kya Ho Gaya Hai Tumhen? Naukar: Maaf Kijiye Sahab Galti Se Maine Apna Parantha Aapko De Diya
Santa Aur Jito Hamko Ladki Pasand Hai Shadi Kab Karni Hai? Ladki Wale: Abhi To Hamari Ladki Padhai Kar Rahi Hai Santa: To Hamara Ladka Kaun Sa Bachcha Hai Jo Kitab Fad Dega